The Man, The Myth, The Legend

by Cruenta Venganza

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1.	Be Prepared For... 01:25
2.	...The Next Mission 04:25	lyrics
Arizona and hospitality are like cans of beans Heat treated while sealed, imploding scene Hang him high they scream, thick neck the biggest fiend Until the world's most powerful man intervenes Incoming call, not the governor Mr president invites, so you will survive Save him from his noose as he saved you You're the man when shit is steaming Done so much for his people Legalized marijuana, the world is clean and new Investment in space technology the latest coup A wall protects from immigrants Your mission is easy as wrapping burritos Just go to Acapulco and check this mad man out What choice do you have? A rope in the desert See the tempting reward Take this unique opportunity Clean our world from this impurity You're the only one who knows Mexico One could also say: You are Mexico The world will be grateful and that's not all New nationality, criminal records gone Your whole past will be erased, so isn't it great? If you find out, that the rumors are true, behead him or dismember him Always remember: Machete kills. So do not save the bad guys No compassion, no emotions, just kick some ass See it as a service for your country - your new country Meet your contact in San Antonio - San Antonio Providing you with information - useful information An arsenal of weapons also waits - Waiting for a worthy warrior Be prepared for the next mission
3.	Praise Song 03:22	lyrics
Let's sing a praise song for the saviour of Mexico For his enemies just a bean-fried Pedro But his fans call him a high caliber fucker-people-upper The man, the myth, the legend Fiend of the cartels, their heads are flying around A good conductor for electricity Much more smarter than the average Mexican Right to the point Let's sing a praise song for the saviour of Mexico For his enemies just a bean-fried Pedro But his fans call him a high caliber fucker-people-upper The man, the myth, the legend Machete don't tweet Machete don't smoke Machete don't fail Machete don't joke A bullet in his chest can not stop this soldier Hang him, shot him, stab him, he doesn't ever die No one knows Machete, he happens right now He is Mexico
4.	Loco 02:19	lyrics
Sick and twisted revolutionist Ticking wrath of Mexico Don't call him a crazy loco Skins you alive and clenches his fist Many traits except mercy Two personalities slumbering inside his mind Leave it to chance which side you'll get Maybe a kiss for you, maybe your death Sick and twisted revolutionist Ticking wrath of Mexico Don't call him a crazy loco Skins you alive and clenches his fist Infiltrate Los Cuerpos they said But at what price? Looked how they tortured wife and daughter The Madman aroused Now see your beloved wealthy nation Penetrated with a giant enema Responsibility lies with you You should have stopped the cruelty of the cartels
5.	Straight Up Or With Some Flair? 03:25	lyrics
Straight up or with some flair? Not more than 3 things I have for you Straight up or with some flair? Waiting in the chamber of this golden gun Straight up or with some flair? Take your choice to be redeemed Straight up or with some flair? Or choose another exciting way to die My journey started nowhere in Mexico Martini extra dirty? This question is in vain Maybe instead an ice-cold Chango Before I shoot a fucking hole in your brain Some say that I have no face I've got even more than one Some can't believe my existence They call me la Chameleon Straight up or with some flair? Not more than 3 things I have for you Straight up or with some flair? Waiting in the chamber of this golden gun Straight up or with some flair? Take your choice to be redeemed Straight up or with some flair? Or choose another exciting way to die Most of the bounty hunters have just one thing in mind Driven by the Dollars, Pesos from time to time Chasing after money is just pathetic The only thing that counts is ethic Only trying to find that damn place, hardly able to pronounce it right The destination: Villa Guerrero, I lost my black visage, now I am white Afterwards sitting on a desert highway Next transformation: half Mexican half Canadian Don't confront me with your emotions, that just makes me quite uncomfortable Straight up or with some flair? Straight up or with some flair?
6.	Maneater 03:00	lyrics
Lying on my table, just a random selection Tied, wretched, defenceless, welcome to the shambles You made a mistake, now it's too late to change Being a man will seal your downfall, count on it! Clouded minds through pussy smell, their greatest weakness No trust in dicks, safer earth without their balls Spit at him, whip him, chew his nuts, till the cry of salvation Desdemona is hungry, her name reflects the aim Maneater, maneater Maneater, maneater Maneater Listen closely and discover the origin of this name A turning point to be found in childhood, it's always the same Once a girl with braces, no clue about human abyss Bed-visits by father, one day maneater woke up Deep growl, bared teeth, chewing his balls off Detriment of braces: Where you look, remnant of flesh Balls are lost, who was it? Maneater Try your luck, to escape from maneater There's no chance to survive the maneater Without remorse, without balls, due to maneater Balls are lost, who was it? Maneater Try your luck, to escape from maneater There's no chance to survive the maneater Without remorse, and without balls, due to maneater Maneater, maneater Maneater, maneater Maneater
7.	You Are Vengeance 01:12	lyrics
How old are you? Why've you lived so long? Your partners died. So what about you? You are vengeance (4x) Left them alone. Couldn't keep 'em alive Now you walk alone. A solitary fighter Do you know that vengeance can not die? It only changes its targets So beware of a turnaround. Otherwise vengeance will knock you down You are vengeance!
8.	Dressed To Kill 04:12	lyrics
Queen of the superficials, dressed in blood Praise equality with your smiling mask Tear down the wall and peace will be granted It's not the first time this vision fails For serving the first one it's the perfect cover An innocent coat hiding cruel arms Golden hair one gorgeous pair of an angel's eyes Drown in them and reason dies Golden hair one gorgeous pair of an angel's eyes Drown in them and reason dies Mankind falls when the snake whispers Fuck world peace! It's time for some fun Revealing her stockpile, but first choose your weapon Man of the blade, there's only one you would grab Golden hair one gorgeous pair of an angel's eyes Drown in them and reason dies Golden hair one gorgeous pair of an angel's eyes Drown in them and reason dies The straighter the tool the greater the kill Now taste the legend! It's time for 3D Only one thoughtless comment and the show is over The master's flowers - not the last reward You got what you wanted, a splendid crown on the succubus' skull People left for dead just to please your vanity One more question before you will fall Was it worth it?
9.	Follow The Blind 04:27	lyrics
Below the surface Invisible for the tyrants' view Our network expands With every link, every mesh Unified by the cause Even enemies stand side by side Below the surface Invisible for the tyrants' view Our network expands With every link, every mesh Unified by the cause Even enemies stand side by side Resistance shall rise We are those who follow the blind one The scales tip in our very direction The demon's heart pierced by the silver sword Crush her balls! Well ... not balls actually but you know what I mean "The world will burn!" speaks the iron prophet May our bullets bring an end to his madness Justice doesn't need an eye to see
10.	White-Collar Mexicans 03:24	lyrics
Be prepared when evil calls Time for the final command Get dressed in your noblest suits White is the color of purity Taking our compatriots across the border Now mission has changed Without an earth no Mexicans Whether you look improvement and high tech Network is growing, even a bomb guy Osiris an old acquaintance, once nailed the padre to the cross That is why people say Cabrones ain't got no tune Strange shit is going on right now After bringing our hombres to town Nice work in the garden or emptying cesspools Until mysterious abduction No one can say where they've remained They are vanished without a trace Kidnapped by the mastermind himself Of course in space he needs a lot of help Please calm down, have a little patience Your calls will be heard White-Collar Mexicans take up your arms And defend the salvation of this world We see what happens when bad guys play with weapons One more time driven to the edge of the abyss No one can stop these locos, at least it seemed so They fucked with the wrong horde of Mexicans, what's left is a pool of blood
11.	The Man Behind The Mask 04:43	lyrics
Agent Sartana, a fading memory The wisdom of a legend: law and justice aren't always the same thing Fought for freedom and against the cartels Never seen his face, just a shot in the head, he's the man behind the mask About six years ago on a suborbital flight Something strange occured, a look into the future Since that incident a never ending déja vu Let's end this world to build a greater one Molecule blaster, spaceships and laser guns Just like Star Wars, ready for take off Turning science fiction into reality For mankind that means: Your world is fucked A real warrior, a survivor And obviously fan of Machete's work Where we will go, we'll need an army of clones Let's have a guess who the specimen is Fascinated by the arts of war Call him merchant of death Now he's trapped behind a silver mask But in space you will meet again